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He was married to the incredibly hot Fox-TV news anchor Kimberly Guilfoyle who managed to get him into a lot of trouble. They split up after he'd been in office just two years.

Then he was dating a teenaged restaurant hostess who allegedly was guilty of underage drinking.

And just a few days ago his chief press deputy was outed for doing some anonyblogging on local blogs. Peter Ragone later admitted to the postings but said he was ghostwriting for a friend.

Just went it couldn't get any worse, San Francisco's own Mayor McHottie - Gavin Newsom - finds himself in hot water yet again.

Denizens of the City by the Bay are burning up the phone lines and blogs with the stories of Gavin's latest affair - that with his campaign manager's wife - Ruby Rippey-Tourk - who was also an employee of Newsom's office.

Gavin isn't even done with his first term and during that time he's gotten divorced, set the case for gay marriage back ten years, seen his ex-wife remarry and have a kid as well as all of the above. Gavin is up for re-election this year and its anyone's guess if he's going to get a second term.

It doesn't get any more fun than this!

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